Due to COVID-19 we are currently only offering a home delivery only service. We don't want to put you, our valued customers, at risk. Instead, let us send our most dispensible staff at risk by having them deliver to your doorstep.

We may not be fair trade, but our Ethical Practices policy means that we only exploit people that truly deserve it.

'When my pizza arrived, it was less tepid than food I have ordered from other takeaways' - Malcom from Moffat Rd

Buy one extra large pizza and get indigestion at no extra cost.   

To ensure our customers get great value for money, we pay our employees slightly below minimum wage.

Our pizzas may contain something you are allergic to. We have now warned you about this so you can't sue us.